Terminator? I Barely Know Her - Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)
I didn't get to see Terminator: Dark Fate opening weekend, and it didn't bode particularly well that I hadn't heard much about it once it opened: there were no outstandingly amazing reviews, no particular hatred, just...nothing. Sure, I didn't go out of my way to find reviews or that, but I had heard or seen a grand total of nobody talking about this film.
The Mucky Chucky - Child’s Play (2019)
It takes a certain level of messy that, when I'm in the middle of watching a film, I'm just thinking about how problematic the story is. That was me when watching the 2019 take on Child's Play, a film so frustrating on so many levels that I'm unsure how much is intentional.
Because it has to be, right?
The Ultimatest Of Alliances? - Marvel Ultimate Alliance: The Black Order (2019)
I like video-games; I like comic-books; I like stories.
It should come as no surprise that I'd be interested in things that bring the lot of them together, right?
Yeah, that's a winner.
Another Year, Another Spider-Man Movie - Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
Spider-Man (not always the same one, mind you) has appeared in six films over the last four years…
But maybe that's not an entirely bad thing…
Catharsis Of The Arses - Avengers: Endgame (2019)
That's right, kids: I'm going to get emotional and psychological about a superhero film. Welcome to my Friday evening.
A Touch Of Glass - Glass (2019)
I suppose in some ways it's very weird that watching Glass was inspirational enough to get my finger out and write something about this movie. But maybe such inspiration is not a good thing, because I kind of just want to moan about how much I wanted this film to be better.
More Like The Crappytime Murders, Am I Right? - The Happytime Murders (2018)
This is not one of those posts wherein I wonder about things, where I review and I consider and I contemplate many things. This is one of those posts whereI moan about how terrible something is, and the subject of this ire and moan is The Happytime Murders.
Fragile Masculinity: The Westworld Penis
Who doesn't love a good penis?
Wait, don't answer that question: there's probably some sort of shame in your answer, the same type of shame I'm feeling for writing this piece.
Full Of Pop-Culture References, Signifying Nothing - Ready Player One
As a book that focuses on pop-culture references, Ready Player One was suggested to me as a delight to read, one that would be easy to get through and get me back in the right mood and headspace to read again.
At least some part of that was true: I forced myself to get through it in a matter of days so I wouldn't have to deal with it any longer.
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